Sparkling Nightmare!!

OH Ra, my nightmare was... just awful! I had a dream that I was Bella Swan, married to Edward (even worse) and before my transformation, we went to visit his human parents. His mother was obviously unhinged and his father was obviously sadistic and kept looking at me like he wanted to try insane experiments on me. Edward makes the mistake of leaving me alone, and I find Kurt from Glee hanging around their house. I make him a deal to help him escape so he could run to New York if he keeps Edward's parents away from me. Well, my stupid self decides to go out to the parking lot, where Mercedes and Edward's mom are fighting over a gun and a dead body. When I approach, they shoot me by mistake, making Edward have to transform me off-schedule.
When I woke up from the process, I was lying in the middle of a street on a rainy night outside of an insane asylum. In the distance, I could see Mercedes and my mother-in-law being wheeled into the asylum and heard them say the insanity defense worked well. I looked down in my hand and saw a note from Edward that said "Come and find me."
Naturally, I was happy to wake up from this ridiculous dream of Glee, vampires, and the worst in-laws on this side of the grave. The worst part of it all? I was Bella freaking Swan!

TV, Music, & Movies

Okay, so Fox's musical show Glee has made a major conquest: me. I'm officially addicted to it, and it's not just because former NLT-member Kevin McHale is on it (as Artie, who is bound to a wheel-chair; poor Kevin). My step-mom and step-sister have tried to get me involved, but it was kind of hard to, mostly because none of the guys were hot at the time. But somehow, I discovered Brittany, possibly (nvm, she is) the dumbest character on the show. She makes my mind-hamsters ache, but she's so great I had to see what other stupid things she says. Of course, during the course of watching this show, I feel in love and began getting emotionally involved. I'm downloading the songs, I'm quoting the characters, and I'm eagerly waiting for the new episodes, especially Born This Way, Lada Gaga's amazing anthem (her best song yet, I believe). Glee's even invading my dreams! So far, I've had dreams starring Puck, Quinn, Kurt, and Blaine. Now I see the big deal. Congratulations, Glee, you won me over. Go celebrate.
Speaking of Lady Gaga, I'm just going to rave about "Born This Way" for a minute. I have immense respect for her, mostly because of her being a major advocate for LGBT rights (I agree with most people; her outfits are ridiculous). I loved her songs, even though her lyricism confuses me; they, surprisingly, make sense once you know what the song's about. Lady Gaga's "Born This Way", however, is not only catchy, it MAKES SENSE. In my opinion, it's become the LGBT anthem, proclaiming that we are born the way we are, created by God, and therefore, are exactly the way he wants us. It's definitely a pick-me-up after all the hating and bashing some extreme people like to do to those that are different. The great thing about this song is that it applies to EVERYONE, not just a certain community, race, etc. We are who we are, we are loved, and we are on the right track.
Now, on to movies. I went to my dad's and a few of us wound up watching Scream. I never had a high opinion of the series after seeing a clip (possibly from Scary Movie) of Ghostface chasing a girl, then giving up the race in favor of running a race and winning. I figured it was going to be dumb, but it was actually pretty good. The protagonist's boyfriend had Fiona-syndrome through most of the movie, but it cleared up near the end. I'm surprised how many high-profile actors sign on for these movies and only have a few minutes of screentime before dying. It's like watching a high school reunion...one where everyone dies. I haven't seen the rest of them, but I kind of want to give Scre4m some of my money now.